David Boreanez as Angel
Gary Oldman as Dracula
Tom Cruise as Lestat.
For me. I would marry Angel because although we couldn't have that "perfect moment of happiness" he is great to look at and would be a great trophy husband. I'd shag Dracula because Oldman was super dangerous and hot in that role.
I would not merely cliff Lestat. I would tie him to a large boulder, place flesh eating bugs all over him, set him on fire, and have large hooks attached to his ears that would rip them off as I shoved him off the cliff.
(Then I would go find Louis and add him to the shag club;)