Anakin Fanatic-kin (sith_wench) wrote in marryshagcliff,
Anakin Fanatic-kin
sith_wench
marryshagcliff

Celeb Fathers to Be

Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Gavin Rossdale

Marry: SO easy- Brad. He was my one true fangirl love for soo long until I laid eyes on hot growly sith boy.

Shag: Gavin, he's a hot musician so yeah!

Cliff: (I LOVE Topics that allow me to do this)

*knocks Tom unconscious with hardback copy of Dianetics, ties him up, ties him by testicles to back of large truck, drives truck 100 mph down gravel road, stops truck near edge, unties him from truck, bitch slaps him for being mean to Nicole, starting rumors about Ewan and in general being a f***head and

CLIFFS HIM!
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