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Arctic Explorers Edition! Whoop Whoop! [14 Jun 2009|10:19pm]

Another thrilling edition of Marry/Shag/Cliff. Here are the rules if you need a refresher, there's a wikipedia entry on this mess.

Marry/Shag/Cliff: Arctic Explorers Edition!Collapse )

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Supernatural boys [30 Dec 2008|03:20pm]

[ mood | Lusty & Murderous ]

OK, I looked over previous entries and, surprisingly, did not see anything regarding the Supernatural boys, so ... it really must be done.

Sam WinchesterCollapse )
MARRY: Sam Winchester: Sweet one, reliable, smart, all those things that = good partner.

Dean WinchesterCollapse )
SHAG (a "Meg Ryan" yes, oh, yes): Dean Winchester: Damaged, naughty, smokin' = good fuck.

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CLIFF: John Winchester: Screwed up his kids, despite hotness factor, that's just unforgiveable. Probably wouldn't torture as some have described doing to Tom Cruise (who is just such a douche) but he made a mess of his kids, so maybe a broken finger & then a push into the yawning void.

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Let's put a little bite into the comm [09 Sep 2008|08:03pm]

What would you do with the following vampires?

David Boreanez as Angel

Gary Oldman as Dracula

Tom Cruise as Lestat.

For me. I would marry Angel because although we couldn't have that "perfect moment of happiness" he is great to look at and would be a great trophy husband. I'd shag Dracula because Oldman was super dangerous and hot in that role.

I would not merely cliff Lestat. I would tie him to a large boulder, place flesh eating bugs all over him, set him on fire, and have large hooks attached to his ears that would rip them off as I shoved him off the cliff.
(Then I would go find Louis and add him to the shag club;)
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Jedi....padawans and masters [10 Mar 2008|11:12am]

Your choices are:

For the padawans:

Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Luke Skywalker

And for the masters:

Mace Windu
Qui-Gon Jin
Obi-Wan Kenobi

(I know, I included ObiWan Twice, but what, I was gonna list Yoda?)

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Rock Stars=Yes? [16 Jun 2007|10:20pm]

Tonight's Category: Rock Musician Douche-BagsCollapse )

Cross-posted in my journal, so sorry if 2 of you see it twice.
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Top Gear Trio [13 Feb 2007|11:51am]

[ mood | horny ]

Shag: James May

Marry: Richard ''It's bigger then it looks - Hamster'' Hammond

Push Off A Cliff: Jeremy Clarkson

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Marry Shag Cliff, BSG version [11 Feb 2007|06:37pm]

The Good People of Battlestar GalacticaCollapse )
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[11 Nov 2006|10:30pm]

So, nothing has happened here in a good long while. And I notice that there are a lot of Buffy/Angel related posts, so I suspect that many of us here are familiar with Firefly, so ...

1) the ladies:
and Zoe

2) and the gentlemen:
and Simon

I say:

1) Marry Kaylee, because she's adorable, and would be devoted and sweet and fun.
Shag Zoe. She's gorgeous, and, you know, not taken anymore.
And cliff Inara. Dear God, cliff Inara.

2) Disregarding the fact that he's a) married and b) dead, marry Wash. He's a charmer.
Shag Mal.
and cliff Simon by elimination.
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Cookin' it up HAWT! [27 Sep 2006|08:16pm]

[ mood | amused ]

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Comedians [27 Sep 2006|12:54pm]

[ mood | amused ]

To Marry:

Mr. Williams - He's multi-faceted. He can make me laugh, he can make me weep, and I bet he could linger and learn in bed like no other. I choose Robin for my marital bliss.
Robin Williams

To Shag: Mr. or Madame Izzard. 'Cause you know it'd be kinky.
Eddie Izzard

To Cliff: Mr. Murphy. Die. Die. Die.
Eddie Murphy

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Because he turned a Delorean into a time machine [21 Sep 2006|12:44pm]

The Studs of Back to the FutureCollapse )
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James Bond [12 Sep 2006|03:34pm]

Before Daniel Craig takes the stage as James in Bond 22 (scheduled for 2008), I thought it'd be nice to pay tribute to three previous Bonds.

To Marry, To Shag, and to CliffCollapse )
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Superheroes [25 Jul 2006|06:48am]

[ mood | awake ]

Marry - Superman

Shag - Spiderman

Cliff    - Batman

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We need a post around this comm:) [03 Jun 2006|03:36pm]

Men in Capes....

1. Batman (Bale version)
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2. Skywalker/Vader
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3. Superman (new Brandon Roush version)
pic hereCollapse )

Marry- Anakin baby *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Shag- Well, Anakin cuz he's my husband now;) but also Bale as Batman, cuz HOT!
Cliff- The new kinda not hot Superman, sorry dude!
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Underwooooooorld! [21 Feb 2006|11:08pm]

[ mood | Hyper ]

OMG! Total newbie here! ^_^ Ok, total Underworld fan soooooooo:
Marry: Lucien
Shag: Marcus
Cliff: Kraven

*bops Kraven over the head with her Wok and shoves him, hard*
Bubye pretty boooooy!

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Celeb Fathers to Be [14 Jan 2006|11:14am]

Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Gavin Rossdale

Marry: SO easy- Brad. He was my one true fangirl love for soo long until I laid eyes on hot growly sith boy.

Shag: Gavin, he's a hot musician so yeah!

Cliff: (I LOVE Topics that allow me to do this)

*knocks Tom unconscious with hardback copy of Dianetics, ties him up, ties him by testicles to back of large truck, drives truck 100 mph down gravel road, stops truck near edge, unties him from truck, bitch slaps him for being mean to Nicole, starting rumors about Ewan and in general being a f***head and

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[25 Sep 2005|06:54pm]

[ mood | okay ]

This community's been dead for a while. So, it seems like this would be an appropriate topic:

Marry/Shag/Cliff Vampires!


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ARRR! [19 Sep 2005|08:09pm]

In honor of International 'Talk Like a Pirate' Day:

Captain Hook (Disney Animation)
Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman)
Captain Hook (Jason Isaacs)
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Brotherly Love [04 Sep 2005|05:18pm]

You cannot break the set.

1. The Brothers Caulkin

2. The Brothers Affleck

3. The Brothers Christensen
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Personal Jesus [04 Sep 2005|04:44pm]

All of thes men have played Jesus Christ. Choose your savior.

1. Christian Bale

2. Willem Defoe

3. Jim Caviezel

My opinion.
Marry Defoe he's cool, always has been always will be.
Shag Bale, because his body is amazing
Cliff Caviezel
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